MeXiCaN WoRdS Of The DaY

Mexican Words Of Th e Day 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly. 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car There's not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wants 2 become a citizen, But che didn't know how to read, So I, shoulder. 4. * Texas * When I'm not home, My fren always Texas me, Che wonders where I am! 5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece Then che got herpes. 6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store But ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer! 7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars But my wife rectum! 8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife But che said chicken go herself. 9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left But don't worry wheelchair 10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me. 12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair So I had to pick the bishop. 13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club But no body wash my kids. 14. *Budweiser* That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?